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PostSubject: Worst movies of all time   Fri May 02, 2008 4:57 pm

Stay Alive - Not scary, lame dialogue, even lamer idea.
The Hottie and the Nottie - It has Paris Hilton as one of the main characters
Because I Said So - Watch it and find out
In the Name of the King - Reasons are too many to comment on. The director would probably be the first good reason.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Fri May 02, 2008 5:10 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Fri May 02, 2008 5:30 pm

Epic Movie
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Fri May 02, 2008 5:39 pm

John wrote:
Epic Movie

...which is code for "anything harrison ford was in, to include the fantastic classic star wars series, and by the way I rape bunnies"
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Fri May 02, 2008 5:41 pm

scottro wrote:
John wrote:
Epic Movie

...which is code for "anything harrison ford was in, to include the fantastic classic star wars series, and by the way I rape bunnies"

Uhh, not rape if they conceed ass.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Fri May 02, 2008 5:45 pm

John wrote:
scottro wrote:
John wrote:
Epic Movie

...which is code for "anything harrison ford was in, to include the fantastic classic star wars series, and by the way I rape bunnies"

Uhh, not rape if they conceed ass.

uhhhh statutory! no bunnie lives to be 18! Bunny raper.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Fri May 02, 2008 5:48 pm

scottro wrote:
John wrote:
scottro wrote:
John wrote:
Epic Movie

...which is code for "anything harrison ford was in, to include the fantastic classic star wars series, and by the way I rape bunnies"

Uhh, not rape if they conceed ass.

uhhhh statutory! no bunnie lives to be 18! Bunny raper.

You sir are not familiar with the laws in Iowa. 16 is the age of concent as long as the older person is no older than 20
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Fri May 02, 2008 5:49 pm

and are your bunnies 16? NO...bunny raper.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Fri May 02, 2008 5:55 pm

I think John was talking about these kind...

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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Mon May 05, 2008 10:12 am

These movies are just lame that you all are mentioning. I've seen so many atrocious movies over at Adam's Shocktoberfest that I can't even begin to count them. Things like The Mark of the Devil, The Sinful Nuns of St. Valentine, and Cannibal Holocaust (among about 50 others) make these other movies mentioned looked like Oscar winners.

When Shocktober runs around again this year, find your way over to Adam's place. You'll see what I mean.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Mon May 05, 2008 10:26 am

Yeah but those types of movies are usually meant to be funny/stupid. These are movies that were shown in theatres and were meant to be halfway decent.

They weren't.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Mon May 05, 2008 10:36 am

My cousin reminded me of a fantastically horrible movie the other day. GHOST RIDER. The only redeeming factor was Eva Mendes'....um...what she brought to the screen...in full technicolor glorious 30 feet wide....goodness.

The thing that really set me off was the Ghost Riders voice when he was actually the ghost rider and the terrible phrases both he and nic cage had to sputter just so it would coincide with the comic.

terrible.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Mon May 05, 2008 11:50 am

Ghost Rider. It really was that bad.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Tue May 06, 2008 2:25 pm

Rob wrote:
Yeah but those types of movies are usually meant to be funny/stupid. These are movies that were shown in theatres and were meant to be halfway decent.

They weren't.

These movies I speak of are meant to be taken serious and were in theatres, just usually not in America as most of them are not American films. Some of them were banned for being exceptionally vicious.

There are some that do fall in the funny/stupid category, but not too many.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Tue May 06, 2008 8:22 pm

Um, The Mark of the Devil IS an Oscar quality film.

10 fuckin spoons baby!
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Wed May 07, 2008 9:06 am

Matt wrote:
Um, The Mark of the Devil IS an Oscar quality film.

10 fuckin spoons baby!


....Have you even seen the movie?
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Wed May 07, 2008 9:13 am

Yep.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Mon May 12, 2008 1:12 pm

Worst and Scariest movie ever:Kazaam
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Mon May 12, 2008 1:15 pm

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Worst and Scariest movie ever:Kazaam

Only thing worse than Shaq is Shaq trying to act.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Mon May 12, 2008 1:18 pm

John wrote:
SirSlamb wrote:
Worst and Scariest movie ever:Kazaam

Only thing worse than Shaq is Shaq trying to act.

And there is NOTHING as scary as watching Shaq trying to act!
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Mon May 12, 2008 2:03 pm

SirSlamb wrote:
John wrote:
SirSlamb wrote:
Worst and Scariest movie ever:Kazaam

Only thing worse than Shaq is Shaq trying to act.

And there is NOTHING as scary as watching Shaq trying to act!

Yea, that was pretty damn terrible.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies of all time   Tue May 13, 2008 1:37 pm

"Steel" has got to come in a close second, if not first.

Shaq. A superhero... Come on now.
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